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Kristian Hoffman - Christmas Time Is Coming (So Get Out Of The Way)

from Naughty & Nice by Christine Leakey & Kristian Hoffman

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Kristian Hoffman is playing all the instruments and singing his naughty Christmas ditty, Christmas Time Is Coming (So Get Out Of The Way). He recorded on a four track.

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Baby can't you hear the rattle of the drumming?
Getting more insistent every day
Now it's pretty clear that Christmas time is coming
So join up or get out of the way

All other forms of life shall falter
As the virus infects its prey:

Uniform in scarlet wrapping
Total war in tinsel trapping
Christmas Time is Coming, so get out of the way!


Pretty soon you'll see resistance will be futile
As every single culture is absorbed
In the recipe for this invasive strudel
Kitchen-tested by old Santa Borg

Hail the survival of the fattest
With endorsements upon his sleigh

Celebrate the age old story
Taking part is mandatory:
Christmas Time is coming, so get out of the way


Get out of the way, Oh, Little Man
You can't oppose the bulldozer of cheer
Here comes Christmas Day!
So get out of the way:
Or feel the shiny boot
Of fatso in the crimson suit
Who drives the omnibus of cute that jingles all the way!


Shock troopers in their gay apparel
Christmas goose-step into the fray
Hail the newborn Führer who has
Engineered this X-Mas coup
Just because he's in the manger
Doesn't mean you're out of danger
His agenda's pretty clear now
Christmas better last all year now
Christmas time is coming,
So get out of the way.

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from Naughty & Nice, released December 7, 2017
Kristian Hoffman
(Copyright Gothic Novelty Music ASCAP, Administered by Wixen Music)
Mastered by: Noah Mintz, Lacquer Channel

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Christine Leakey Ontario

Once upon a music time, a 10 month old baby named Christine began to whistle. Then at 3, she sang made up songs to her dog. She took piano from a belching nun at 9 and taught herself guitar at 22. Christine formed bands and wrote hundreds of songs.

Now Christine has released two solo albums that put a fresh spin on fusion and begs a new definition with every listen. ... more

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